Thursday, September 13, 2007


So here was the first pic of the scar. It's with the surgical tape still on it. Please don't mind the weak go-tee I'm trying to grow.

They removed the surgical tape today and discovered that they failed to remove one of the staples. Nice. Anyways, here's a clearer pic.

So . . . . what's the story behind the scar? Thyroid cancer is so boring. So I'm thinking:

1. A psycho ex-boyfriend cracked out on meth went postal and pulled a knife on me.
2. I was practicing my parkour and misjudged a ledge.
3. I was ambushed in Hong Kong by a Chinese assassin as I was trying to leave the country with the top secret plans to break the Chinese government's internet restrictions and open China up to the democratic forces of the global information grid!

So what do you think?



At 8:05 AM, Blogger C lbs said...

C'mon you can do better.

You were auditioning for a role in the Lion King and the actor reading with you went a little too far on the kill your brother scene.

You went to get a face lift but did not know that your surgeon was a little new at things.

You got botox for your eyes, but were told to create a small scar so it is less obvious (from the distraction) that you are now wrinkle free.

You were beta testing a new electric razor for Remington when things went horribly wrong.

At 1:44 PM, Blogger Gay Canuck in the Capital said...

You were doing a little Michael Hutchence breath masturbation and ran into trouble.

You go out of line and your master pulled a little hard on the leash.


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