All About Trey

My Radical Gay Agenda (Ptown Version)

I made a mistake. When I first got to Ptown, I should have signed up for the workshops and seminars right away. This was my chance to really step up to the plate and become part of the radical gay agenda. They offer all sorts of seminars and workshops here in Ptown to include:

Media Manipulation, Destroying Straight Marriages, Recruiting Straight Boys

I really wanted to get into the Recruiting Straight Boys 201. Apparently it involved a field exercise at one of the local colleges here on the Cape.

Alas, all of the good classes were taken. So I had to settle into my usual Ptown routine:

0830: Get up and have breakfast.
1000: Go to the beach.
1030-1400: Lay Out.
1430: Return from beach.
1500: Have a late lunch.
1530-1700: Disco Nap.
1700-1900: T-Dance.
1900-2000: Wander the shops on Commercial.
2000-0100: Then options:

a) Light dinner
b) Catch a Show
c) More dancing

0100: When everything closes at 1AM, go to Spiritus and have bad pizza and then go back to my room and crash.

**Repeat for 7 days**

Yikes, I’m exhausted just thinking about it. And yes, there is a lack of gym time on the schedule. But between the gout (don’t ask) and just being lazy, I’m thinking the gym can wait till I get back to the real world.

Okay, confession time. I sing when I dance. If I know the words to the song, I’ll sing them while I dance. Especially if it’s a good diva song. Today at the T Dance, they played Cher (natch!). And I’m looking at this one guy who is singing the words to the song. And that’s okay. But what’s not okay is trying to impersonate Cher ala head flips and exaggerated movements while singing. Really. Just because you’ve got bangs (yes bangs!) doesn’t mean you should be trying to do a decent Cher impersonation. Seriously. You’re in Ptown, at the T Dance, surrounded by guys. You’re gay. We got that. But the Cher impersonations? Please stop.

T-shirt slogan of the day: You Go GIRL! And take those tacky shoes with you!

posted by Trey @ 10:24 PM