Porn, Lame Sex, and Bad Acting
And I'm sure that title will kick me up in the Google rankings!Last night SanFranJ and I watched Dante's Cove. Okay, it's tag line is: Undressed and possessed. I guess that should have given us a fair warning. OH . . . DEAR. . . . God. It was awful. Seriously. While I am all for hot sweaty muscular men partially (or more) naked wandering around the screen, the show was just too laughable for words. I guess I'
m conditioned now where I expect my porn to be hot, heavy, and explicit (And I'm fairly certain all of those are NSFW). And in return, I accept that the acting is bad. I'm not watching it for the plot if you know what I mean. On the other hand, if I'm watching non-porn, then I expect plot, acting, some sort of semblance of reality. Dante's Cove was like a soft porn tease where all of the "actors" were young greek gods who thought pursing their lips made them look deep. And explain to me how there can lightening inside the library? When it's sunny out? And the setting is hotel, but there are no guests? Oh, and the theme song? "I'm dying to be with you?" Please spare me. Other hand, did I mention that it was filled with hot, muscled, sweaty, partially (or more) naked men? So there might be some redeeming value to it.
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